Shit Ticket Rag




Kicked awake in the mornin, got ticketed for snoring
police were making their morning park rounds
i knew that it was unfair but arguing would get me nowhere
so i put on my trousers and headed on downtown
then i noticed this po-lice guy giving me the stink eye
he was wearin a pork chop frown
patted my pockets even the one on my chest
till i found enough change for some breakfast
but i seen the red and blues just as soon as i set my bag down
he said "son you cant sit here" i said "sure i can i'm a paying customer"
with stern authority he told me loitering's a misdemeanour
and when he gave me the fine i knew i would not get to dine
believe me, i get this shit all the time

but i digress, it don't matter what they say i did
i'll never pay no fine but thanks for all the ass-wipe, pig

All these charges laid here built up steadily over all these years
i forgot about them and kept on making my way
but all those tickets used to wipe my ass
it turns out they still want the cash
and they'll hold my life hostage to try and make me pay
no, it never made no sense but they put those tickets on my license
you know there's always gonna be a catch
rather than give up my stash i filled a jerry can with gas
went to icbc and i struck up a match

cause fuck that! i'll still use those tickets to wipe my ass
you tried to make me pay, but it doesn't mean that i will ever change


from Demo, released February 25, 2017



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VULTURE SHOCK Vancouver, British Columbia

Circling down from the skies of coastal BC, this talonted trio are clawing their way to the bottom. Despite being told to stop countless times they strive to carrion. Scavenging styles from mountain folk and street thrash, they are riding the tail feathers of the acoustic punk tradition.
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